
Ok....gotta start somewhere.    We'll start with the cat.   I can't go to sleep at night until I know where she is.   She's an outdoor cat...but very good about coming in at night (I've got woods...which got cat eatin critters).    I can't find her.
I search the whole house.   I can't find her.
It's almost 1 am....I have to go to sleep....but I can't find her anywhere!   But sleepiness gives in.    I wake up around 4ish.... go to the doors.... jiggling the doorknobs.... to hear a meow.
Where is she you ask?
THE FRIG BEHIND ME!!!!
I have no clue where she was sleeping...but she found a good spot.    I go back to sleep...but wake up exhausted.
Damn Cat!